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Post by Faith Altoire on Mar 30, 2011 15:09:41 GMT -5
The love of your life is getting married to someone else. In a last-ditch attempt to win the love of your life back, you bust into the wedding and profess your love mid-ceremony. Start your story with the line, "I Object!"
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Post by nekochan on Mar 30, 2011 15:24:14 GMT -5
I dash through the wedding doors and yell "i object!” I am in such a freenzy i dont notice people starring. “Look i know this maybe wrong but.. you can’t deny that these past five months including our little night of passion only this last weekend meant nothing!” I plead only to realize i was in the wrong wedding.
An angry bride turned to her would be husband and slapped him. “You Manwhore!” The bride screeched.
“Honey.. I don’t know who that is honest!” The groom pleaded. “ I don’t i swear!”
I apologize quickly and give a quick congratulations before i hurry out the door. “Opps.” I whisper before i hurry to the next church thankfully that this time it is the right one. I repeat what i said before and my love smiles and me and nods. “What took you so long?” He asks with a laugh.
“I made a wrong turn.” I say sheepishly.
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Post by Faith Altoire on Mar 30, 2011 15:38:27 GMT -5
Hehhaheh! Freaking Hilarious!
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Post by nekochan on Mar 30, 2011 15:45:58 GMT -5
and knowing me..this would really happen
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Post by Faith Altoire on Mar 30, 2011 15:53:09 GMT -5
....probably...I'd do the same...yeah...
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Post by Maxi Ride on Apr 1, 2011 15:22:36 GMT -5
I object! this man can't marry her. He ... he is a hemophiliac. What does that have to do with it? Oh, so what if he didn't tell you? Well OK you want to know the truth he isn't a hemophiliac he is a vampire! there I said it. Wait! It's true! Hunny please tell them. quickly the white cloaks are here.
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Post by samazoth on Apr 2, 2011 13:02:38 GMT -5
Ronfl!! Seriously!  |
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Post by Cupcake on Apr 8, 2011 14:35:15 GMT -5
I object! You woman. You can't marry him. This is because I, myself are in love with you. The woman walks up to me. Thinking that she is going to kiss me I close my eyes and pucker my lips. Instead I here screams and then everything blacks out. I wake up to laughter as I figure out i'm dangling from my boxers on top of a cross on the church. My boxers at that moment rip and I come barreling back to earth. I hit the ground and wake up in my bed sweating like a hog. Man I got to stop eating so many cupcakes before bed. I then put my head on my pillow and silently go back to sleep. Goodnight.
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Post by Maxi Ride on Apr 9, 2011 9:08:36 GMT -5
awesome... can't stop laughing.
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