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Post by Faith Altoire on Mar 30, 2011 14:59:15 GMT -5
One day you wake up to find your dog/cat waiting for you at the side of your bed, sitting on your briefcase. Cocking its head, it tells you, in perfect English, that you won’t be going to work today. Why won’t your pet let you go to work, and what happens?
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Post by Cupcake on Apr 9, 2011 8:38:07 GMT -5
I awake in bed. Thinking that this is going to be a normal day I get up. Yet to my concern my dog sparky, a lab, is at the bottom of my bed waiting for me. I go to get out of my bed when I hear somone in the room speak. "Hey master."said the unknown voice Thinking of what just happened I try to get up even faster. To no prevail i'm stopped by my dog yelling at me. Yelling at me. " Master you can't go to work to day." said sparky "why not no one is going to stop me." said the man "Yes well I am ." said sparky "Okay hold up" said the man "why do you want me to stay home." "Well" said sparky "it's my wife she's having a baby." "Do you mean angel." said the man happily "Yes but I need you to take her to the vet." said sparky " Okay were is she." said the man "Um, under your bed ok." This is exactly when I got off my bed and looked under it to see a cute, little dog sitting their curled up into a ball. I then go to my bathroom, change and go back to the bed and pick up the little dog. "Ok, lets go." Both the two dogs and myself go outside, walk into my car and go two the vet. One month later. "Hey sparky." said the man "Yes." said sparky "how's your kids." said the man "Perfectly fine" said sparky "their all perfectly fine."
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Post by Maxi Ride on Apr 9, 2011 9:04:50 GMT -5
It's April fools day, morning. i get up to feed my turtle but i don't see her. i panic. I'm looking all around the tank. and then there she is limp. just floating. her bottom shell down no head ,no arms or legs out. I tap her shell over and over.no response. i physically move her no response. after about twenty minutes of this I gave up and said reluctantly "shes dead". as i was slowly turning my turtle popped her head out and replied " no I'm not dead, don't you know when a turtle doesn't want to be bother? Well OK. you don't so here it goes "April Fools " you Fool. My mouth didn't drop for a long... time.
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Post by Faith Altoire on Apr 9, 2011 10:05:14 GMT -5
Oh my god....I will never look at animals the same way again.
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